Álbum Relapse de Eminem - Canciones
Relapse
2009 |
Sello | Aftermath Entertainment
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Reseña
Encore", aparecido en 2009.
Este parón de cinco años fue debido al bloqueo creativo que el artista padeció, fruto del consumo de medicamentos opiáceos. En 2007 Eminem tuvo que ser hospitalizado por una sobredosis de metadona y en 2008, tras una nueva recaída, pasó por un proceso de desintoxicación en el que Elton John lo estuvo monitorizando semanalmente.
En este contexto surgió el álbum "Relapse" (en castellano "Recaída"), con una clara referencia a su fase personal con las drogas. Las letras están construídas sobre temas como las drogas o con base en series de televisión con crímenes y asesinatos en serie, un tema que obsesionaba al rapero en esa época.
Las canciones son un ejercicio de honestidad, hablando sin ambages sobre sus problemas y poniéndose a sí mismo en el punto de mira de sus críticas. Cita todas las drogas y medicamentos que llegó a tomar (una lista realmente larga). Dispara también sobre su madre (de nuevo) en una amarga canción que habla de abusos en la infancia ("Insane"), para reconocer que terminó pareciéndose a ella.
Eminem vuelva a utilizar su alter ego Slim Shady en algunos de los temas, el personaje que nació en el álbum "The Slim Shady LP".
Con Dr. Dre en las tareas de producción, Eminem se centró en la composición de las canciones. Esta bicefalia funcionó de maravilla y la experiencia de Dr. Dre sirvió de inspiración al rapero en las fases iniciales, algo que resultó vital para que saliera del bloqueo creativo.
Debido a la gran cantidad de temas que grabaron, Eminem pensó en sacar un nuevo álbum pocos meses después, "Relapse2". Dicho álbum fue retrasado y finalmente salió un álbum titulado "Relapse: Refill", que incluye un segundo disco con siete temas inéditos y que incluye "Forever" (incluído en la banda sonora de la película "More Than A Game").
El sexto álbum de Eminem, "Relapse", fue publicado el 15 de mayo de 2009 y fue el primer disco en ver la luz tras un parón de cinco años tras su anterior trabajo, "Listado de canciones del álbum Relapse
- Dr. West (Skit)Ver letra
[X]letra de Dr. West (Skit)
"Morning, Marshall."
"Morning, doc."
"So we're discharging you today, how are you feeling?"
"Anxious."
"Anxiety?"
"Well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world. Nervous."
"Nervous? C'mon, Marshall, you're a big boy now. Sounding like a bit of a baby, you can do this. You found a sponsor yet?"
"Um, not yet. I mean, but when I get back"
"Well, if you find one, you find one. If you don't, you don't."
"Well, yeah, I mean I godda start going to meetings first and... Wait, what?"
"Well, you don't absolutely have to go to meetings and it's not like like a requirement that they fit into your shedule, we know you're a busy person."
"But I thought variety was the most important thing?"
"So what else are you thinking?"
"Um, well, I know I godda start practising the steps, and I mean learning them, and start being able to apply them."
"Steps?"
"Yeah, steps."
"There's a lot of them, aren't there?
"Well, twelve."
"Christ, I don't even know them all."
"Really?"
"Anything else?"
"Um, well, I mean the only other question I have was like, what do I do if I find myself in a situation where maybe somebody is drinking around me or something like that and I get tempted to?"
"Take a drink."
"What?"
"Take a drink and y'know, take the edge off."
"Take the edge off? Man, if I ever take a drink I already know what that's gonna lead me to."
"What, you mean these?" *shakes pills*
"Man, what the fuck! ?"
"Marhsall, what's the matter, darling? Having some doubts already? Marshall, you can't leave me, you'll never leave me, Marshall. We'll always be together, Marshall. Marshall... ? Marshall! ?
"No, no, no, no, NO!" - 3 A.M.Ver letra
[X]letra de 3 A.M.
There is no escaping (Yo)
There's no place to hide (Ayo)
You scream: Someone save me! (Yo)
But they don't pay no mind (Ayo)
Goodnight, goodbye!
You're walkin' down a horror corridor
It's almost four in the mornin' and you're in a
Nightmare, it's horrible, right there's the coroner
Waiting for ya to turn the corner so he can corner ya
You're a goner, he's onto ya
Out the corner of his cornea, he just saw ya run
All you want is to rest 'cause you can't run anymore, you're done
All he wants is to kill you in front of an audience
While everybody is watching in the party, applauding it
Here I sit, while I'm caught up in deep thought again
Contemplating my next plot again
Swallowin' a Klonopin while I'm noddin' in and out on the ottoman
At the Ramada Inn, holding onto the pill bottle, then
Lick my finger and swirl it 'round the bottom
And make sure I got all of it
Wake up naked at McDonald's with
Blood all over me, dead bodies behind the counter, shit
Guess I must've just blacked out again—not again!
It's 3 A.M. in the mornin'
Put my key in the door and
Bodies layin' all over the floor and
I don't remember how they got there
But I guess I must've killed 'em, killed 'em
I said, it's 3 A.M. in the mornin'
Put my key in the door and
Bodies layin' all over the floor and
I don't remember how they got there
But I guess I must've killed 'em, killed 'em
Sitting nude in my living room, it's almost noon
I wonder what's on the tube, maybe they'll show some boobs
Surfing every channel until I find Hannah Montana then
I reach for the aloe and lanolin, bust all over the wall panellin'
Dismantlin' every candle on top of the fireplace mantel and
Grab my flannel and my bandana, then
Kiss the naked mannequin man again
You can see him standin' in my front window if you look in
I'm just a hooligan who's used to using hallucinogens
Causin' illusions again, brain contusions again
Cutting and bruising the skin, razors, scissors, and pins
Jesus, when does it end? Phases that I go through
Dazed and I'm so confused
Days that I don't know who gave these molecules to
Me, what am I gon' do?
Hey, the prodigal son, the diabolical one
Very methodical when I slaughter them
It's 3 AM in the mornin'
Put my key in the door and
Bodies layin' all over the floor and
I don't remember how they got there
But I guess I must've killed 'em, killed 'em
I said, it's 3 AM in the mornin'
Put my key in the door and
Bodies layin' all over the floor and
I don't remember how they got there
But I guess I must've killed 'em, killed 'em
She puts the lotion in the bucket
It puts the lotion on the skin
Or else it gets the hose again
She puts the lotion in the bucket
It puts the lotion on the skin
Or else it gets the hose again
I cut and I slash, slice and gash, last night was a blast
I can't quite remember when I had that
Much fun off a half-pint of the Jack, my last Vic and-a-half
A flashlight up Kim Kardashian's ass
I remember the first time I dismembered a family member
December, I think it was, I was having drinks with my cousin
I wrapped him in Christmas lights
Pushed him into the stinkin' tub, cut him up into pieces
And just when I went to drink his blood
I thought: I oughta drink his bathwater, that oughta be fun
That's when my days of serial murder manslaughter begun
The sight of blood excites me, that might be an artery, son
Your blood-curdling screams just don't seem to bother me none
It's 3 AM and here I come, so you should probably run
A secret passageway around here, man, there's got to be one
Oh no, there's probably none
He can scream all that he wants, top of his lungs
But ain't no stopping me from chopping him up-up, 'cause
It's 3 AM in the mornin'
Put my key in the door and
Bodies layin' all over the floor and
I don't remember how they got there
But I guess I must've killed 'em, killed 'em
I said, it's 3 AM in the mornin'
Put my key in the door and
Bodies layin' all over the floor and
I don't remember how they got there
But I guess I must've killed 'em, killed 'em
Yo, yo, ayo (Evil… Rise)
Yo, yo, ayo (Evil… Rise)
Yo, yo, ayo (Evil… Rise)
Yo, yo, ayo (Evil… Rise)
(Evil… Rise)
(Evil… Rise) - My MomVer letra 5:19
[X]letra de My Mom
Here we go now...
Chorus 1:
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
Verse 1:
My mom, my mom,
I know you're probably tired of hearing 'bout my mom
Oho whoa-ho,
But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty
And how I became hooked on val-i-um.
Valium was in everything, food that I ate
The water that I drank
Fucking peas in my plate
She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak
So everyday I have at least 3 stomach aches
Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her
Son grow up to be an under-a-fucking-chiever
My teacher didn't think I was going to be nothing either
What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' seat for?
Misses Mathers your son has been huffin' ether
Either that or the mother fucker's been puffin' reefer
But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either
It was neither,
I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she thought
Pee in a tea-cup? Bitch you ain't my keeper
I'm sleepin'
What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me for?
S*** you need to leave me the fuck alone
I ain't playin'go find you a white crayon
And color a fuckin' zebra
Chorus 2:
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
Verse 2:
Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, this is paint thinner
You ate it yesterday I ain't hear no complaints did I?
Now here's a plate full of painkillers
Now just wait til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes
Ya little mother fucker,
I'll make ya sit there and make that retarded fuckin' face without even tastin' it
You better lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't wastin' it
Put ya face in it before I throw you in the basement again
And I aint givin in you're gonna just sit there in one fuckin place spinnin in
Until next thanksgivin and if you still aint finished it I'll use the same shit again
Then when I make spinach dip it'll be placed in the shit
You little shit you want to sit there and play innocent
A rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and they witnessed it
Child support, your father he ain't sent the shit
And so what if he did? It's none of your dang business kid.
Chorus 3:
My mom, there's no one else quite like my mom
I know I should let bygones be bygones
But she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
Verse 3:
My mom loved valium now all I am is a poly-animal
I am what I am but I'm strong to be finished with me valium spinach
But my buzz only lasts about two minutes
But I don't want to swallow it without chewing it
I can't even write a rhyme without doin' it
My valium, my valium
Man I never thought that I could ever be a drug addict
Nah fuck that, I can't have it happen to me
But that's actually what has ended up happenin'
A tragedy from fucking passin it up got to me
And it's probably were I got acquainted with the taste aint it
Pharmaceuticals are the bomb mom beautiful
She killed the fucking dog with the medicine she done fed it
Feed it a fucking aspirin and say that it has a headache
Here, want a snack?
You hungry you fucking brat?
Look at that, it's a Xanax.
Take it and take a nap, eat it,
But I don't need it.
Then fuck it then break it up
Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up
Alright ma, you win I don't feel like arguin'
I'll do it, pop it gobble it and start wobblin'
Stumble hobble tumble slip drip
Then I fall in bed with a bottle of meds
And a Heath Ledger bobblehead
Chorus 4:
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom - InsaneVer letra 3:01
[X]letra de Insane
[Verse:]
I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed
'Til one night he snuck in and said
We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the she'd
Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxbin instead?
After I fuck you in the butt, get some head
Bust a nut, get some rest
The next day my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid!
The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fed
He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead"
"Debbie don't let that fucker get you upset
Go in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck
I bet you he's fakin' it, I bet you
I bet he probably just want's to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this of course, unless you object"
"Ahh go fuck his brains out, if any's left in his head"
[Chorus:]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No! He's insane!
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No! He's insane!
[Verse 2:]
"Did you get him?" Naaw, fucker tried to bite my face off
I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop
Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
That motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off
Everything, except his tank top and his training bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah mainiac, that's Shady dog
Man that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he dog
Shady dog, what be going through that fuckin' brain of yours
Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, sing along
[Chorus:]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No! He's insane!
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No! He's insane!
[Verse 3:]
Don't you know what felch means? (yeah), well then tell me
Would you rather get felched or do the felching
Fuck him in the ass, suck the c** out while you're belching
Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping
Can you dig what I'm sayin' man, can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my step father felt me
Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelping
"Shady what the fuck you saying?" I don't know help me!
What the fuck's happening, I think I'm fucking melting
"Marshall I just love you boy, I care about your well being"
No Dad, I said no, I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself see
I only get naked when the baby sitter tells me
She showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"
But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
"Well this is called ass rape, and we're shooting the jail scene"
[Chorus:]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No! He's insane!
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No! He's insane! - Bagpipes From BaghdadVer letra 4:43
[X]letra de Bagpipes From Baghdad
[Intro:]
Oh! It's music to my ears, Oh man!
How can I describe, the way I feel?
Fuckin great man! Okay, let me see...
How could I begin...
[Verse:]
Locked in Mariah's wine cellar all I had for lunch,
Was red wine, more red wine, and captain crunch,
Red wine for breakfast and for brunch,
And to soak it up and in between snack, crackers to munch,
Mariah, what's ever happened to us, why did we have to break up,
All I asked for was a glass of punch,
You see, I never really ask for much,
I can't imagine what's going through your mind after such,
A nasty breakup with that Laftin Hunkler,
Luis Miguel, Nick Cannon better back the fuck up,
I'm not playin, I want her back you punk,
This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk,
Mixed with egyptian, with a little rappin pump,
Zappin Eric Clapton, (Shaft?), Frank Zappa crunk,
And yeah baby, I want another crack at ya,
You can beat me with any spatula thatcha want,
I mean I really want you bad you c***,
Nick you had your fun,
I've come to kick you in your sack of junk,
Man I could use a fresh batch of blood,
So prepare your vernacular for dracula acupunc-ture
[Chorus:]
Bagpipes from Baghdad
When will it ever cease, for Pete's sake he's crazy, to say the least
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's going through my mind half the time, when I rhyme, while blowing on my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Sombody turn the vacancy sign on, 'cause I'm gone, blowing on my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I run the streets and act like a madman, holding a glad-,
[Verse 2:]
You can be a permanent fixture,
In my lyrical mixture,
I'm the miracle whit trixter,
My sig-nature sound, when the tube of lipstick's around,
I'm bound to put on in an instant, wow
Man what an ensemble, what an assortment of pharma-
Ceuticals, it's beautiful, pill dust in my palm, my
Cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle,
Never knew I could remind me so much of my mama,
I'll cut you like Dahmer, pull a butcher knife on ya,
The size of a sword boy, I'm like a fucken Red Sonia,
Get it stuck in your cornea,
Nice knowin ya Norman,
You're so fuckin' annoyin,
Drop the shovel boy, you don't know what the fuck ya doin',
I ain't playin' no fuckin' more,
Nick Cannon you prick, I wish you luck with the fuckin whore,
Every minute there's a sucker born,
Snuck up on Malachai and made the motherfucker suck on a shuck of corn,
Shuck of, shuck of corn, shuck of corn,
Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and told him it's fucken on,
What the fuck are you doin',
You're runnin' over the snow blower,
With the lawnmower, blow on your
Bagpipes from Baghdad
[Chorus:]
Bagpipes from Baghdad
When will it ever cease, for Pete's sake he's crazy, to say the least
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's going through my mind half the time, when I rhyme, while blowing on my,
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Sombody turn the vacancy sign on, 'cause I'm gone, blowing on my,
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I run the streets and act like a madman, holding a gladbag,
[Verse 3:]
In the bed with two braindead lesbian vegetables,
I bet you they become heterosexual,
Nothing will stop me from molesting you,
Tittyfucking you til your breastnipple
Flesh, tickles my testicles,
Is what they said to the two conjoined twins,
How's it going girlfriends, you need a boyfriend,
You need some ointment, just make an appointment,
Who's gonna see the doctor first, we'll do a coin flip
I just got my one year sobriety coin chip,
When the bad get going, how bad does the going get
Baby you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins wit
Each other, especially when you're joined at the hip,
I'm going to get the needle, new thread from the sewing kit,
An attempt to seperate em and stitch em back at the loin shit,
Lured the little boy with the chocolate chips ahoy chip
Cookie, lookie even took me a polaroid, bitch
[Chorus:]
Bagpipes from Baghdad
When will it ever cease, for Pete's sake he's crazy, to say the least
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's going through my mind half the time, when I rhyme, while blowing on my,
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Sombody turn the vacancy sign on, 'cause I'm gone, blowing on my,
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I run the streets and act like a madman, holding a gladbag, uh
Bagpipes from Baghdad
(Vocoder) Hum-de-lay-le-lah-aaahhhhhhh (X4) - HelloVer letra 4:08
[X]letra de Hello
[Intro:]
Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself (myself)
My name is Shaaady
So nice to meet you (So nice to meet you)
It's been a long time (long time) sorry I've been away so long (so long)
My name is Shaaady
I never meant to leave you (Never meant to leave you)
[Verse 1:]
You see that chick in the gym checking me out?
Any second I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth
I lose a pill and I'm wrecklessly wrecking the house
That was suppose to be breakfast, where the heck is it now?
Here's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse
Man I should check to see if my mom left any out
Nope, guess I'll re-route
Maybe somewhere in the depths of your couch
Oh! Jackpot! Yea, 'Open Sesame' mouth
Down the hatchet, the feeling, you can't match it
A rap-tap-tap on your door with the damn wratchet
A tat-tac-tac in the hall with the damn hatchet
A nap-sack-packed with like 40-some Xanax's
Shorty come back, I'm tryin to score me some lapdances
I'm bout to relapse so maybe pour me some Jack Daniels
Formula 40-40 and 40s with mad capsules
The bad apple spoils the bunch and back at-ya
[Chorus 1:]
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
And are you menstruating baby, my lil friend's waiting to say Hello
The way your titties are wiggling and your booty shakin like Jello
Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
[Verse 2:]
My equilibrium is off, must me the Lithium
I don't need to buy any drugs, man people give me 'em
It just becomes everyday extracurriculum
No reason in particular, it was strictly fun
A fifth of rum and two bottles of 151
51 people asleep in my damn living room
Scuse me hun? But what is your name, Vivian?
I want up next to ya naked and uh, did we umm?
Of course we did, but didn't I strap Jimmy hun?
I'm looking for the torn wrapper but there don't seem to be one
No offense baby girl I don't mean any harm
But disease is something I'm trying to keep my penis free from
I find the fact that you, I'm cool, I immediately run like Speedy Gon-
Zalez to see if I see anyone
Who might have a couple of threes, I'm fiending for some
My head is pounding to the beat of the drum
[Chorus 2:]
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
And do you happen to have anything on you that make my mood mellow?
Some are open and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow
Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
[Verse 3:]
Oh, those were the days, they certainly were
It's hurtin me to know that I'll be closing that curtain for good
(Word-word, chi-word-word, chi-word-chi-chi-word)
I second that and a third, rush to emergency sur-
-gery to try to flush me because of the drugs that he purged
He's sees the loner getting the three-hundred bucks for these Percodin's
Buster's getting to be where he lustfully surged it in
Pain it hitting his knee and his muscles 'be hurtin him'
Childishly on the phone tryin to rustle up muscle relax-
-ants for his back and a couple of packs
Since now he's doubling back-wards and he stumblin back
Slipped and fell, hit his back-bone, heard something go crack
Now he's up in the bathroom like he's busting a nap
Almost ended it that soon because of the fact
I'm just busting my own chops while I'm bustin a rap
Resuscitated and re-juiced so fuck it, I'm back
[Chorus 2:]
And so I'm sayin...
[Outro:]
Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself (myself)
My name is Shaaady
So nice to meet you (So nice to meet you)
It's been a long time (long time) sorry I've been away so long (so long)
My name is Shaaady
I never meant to leave you (Never meant to leave you) - Tonya (Skit)Ver letra
[X]letra de Tonya (Skit)
Hey! hey, stop, hey. please stop, fuck stop!
Thank god you stopped.
Fuck, my fucking on star isn't working,
I left my fucking phone at home!
God, I've been standing out here for like, an hour
I'm soaking wet, freezing
Thank you so much. Really, you're a life-saver
What are you doing?
Fucking! get away from me! what the fuck! fuckin asshole!
Get away from me you motherfucker! get away!
Get away you fuckin freak! get away from me!
Goddamit fuck! help me! - Same Song & Dance 4:06
- We Made YouVer letra 4:29
[X]letra de We Made You
Guess Who
Did you Miss me?
Jessica Simpson sing the chorus
Jessica Simpson - (Eminem)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a ... rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough*
(VERSE ONE)
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man... no don't massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive Gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can, can, don't ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha's a 2, You're practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see your grin
(Now come in girl)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a ... rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
(VERSE TWO)
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 Xenadrine
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend'
Brit f'rget K-Fed let's cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little atten-tion
A little did I mention, that Jennifer's in-
Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give 'em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a ... rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
(VERSE THREE)
And that's why... my love
You'll never live without,
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don't try to deny it baby, I'm the only one for you
(Fart)
Damn girl I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that's bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don't mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth (brrp)
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he's about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Superman's here to rescue ya
Can you blame me?
You're my Amy, I'm your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a ... rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
So baby, baby
Get down, down, down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can't wait, I'm going back!! HAHA Whooo!
DR DRE, 2020, Yeah - We Made YouVer letra 4:29
[X]letra de We Made You
Guess Who
Did you Miss me?
Jessica Simpson sing the chorus
Jessica Simpson - (Eminem)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a ... rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough*
(VERSE ONE)
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man... no don't massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive Gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can, can, don't ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha's a 2, You're practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see your grin
(Now come in girl)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a ... rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
(VERSE TWO)
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 Xenadrine
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend'
Brit f'rget K-Fed let's cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little atten-tion
A little did I mention, that Jennifer's in-
Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give 'em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a ... rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
(VERSE THREE)
And that's why... my love
You'll never live without,
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don't try to deny it baby, I'm the only one for you
(Fart)
Damn girl I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that's bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don't mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth (brrp)
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he's about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Superman's here to rescue ya
Can you blame me?
You're my Amy, I'm your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a ... rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
So baby, baby
Get down, down, down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can't wait, I'm going back!! HAHA Whooo!
DR DRE, 2020, Yeah - Paul (Skit)Ver letra
[X]letra de Paul (Skit)
Yo Em, what's going on
Dre gave me a copy of the new album and i just..........fuck it.(Hangs up) - Stay Wide AwakeVer letra 5:19
[X]letra de Stay Wide Awake
[Intro]
YO YO... Follow me... Come with me to the dark side of the force
No man will go to this place, the devil only knows, of this world
so dark and oh so cold, it's oh so cold... oh so cold... oh
[Chorus]
Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of mozart
Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't ya, girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side of the world, so cold and so dark
(Stay Wide Awake)
They only know a world so cold
A world where on-ly some will go
(Stay Wide Awake)
And not return, when will they learn?
Where do they go? God only knows
(Stay Wide Awake)
[Verse 1]
Fe Fi Fo Fum, I think I smell the scent of a placenta
I enter central park, it's dark, it's winter in December
I've seen my target, pit my car, and park and approach the tender
Young girl by the name of Brenda and I pretend to befriend her
Sit down beside her like a spider, Hi there girl you might-a
Heard of me before, see whore you're the kinda girl that I'd-a
ssault and rape and figure why not try to make your pussy wider
Fuck you with an umberella then open it up while the shit's inside ya
I'm the kinda guy to smile but I might flip and get a little bit wilder
Impregnate a lesbian, yeah now let's see her have triplets then I'll-di
cintigrate them babies as soon as they're out her with formalde-
hide in cyanide girl you can try and hide, you can try to scream louder
No need for no gun powder, that only takes all the fun outta
Murderin' I'd rather go vin vin and no you see just how the
Fuck I do just what I do when I cut right through your scalp, err
Shit, wait a minute I mean skull, my knife seems dull, pull another one out, uh
[Chorus]
Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of mozart
Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't ya, girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side of the world, so cold and so dark
(Stay Wide Awake)
They only know a world so cold
A world where on-ly some will go
(Stay Wide Awake)
And not return, when will they learn?
Where do they go? God only knows
(Stay Wide Awake)
[Verse 2]
So dark and so cold, my friends don't know this other side of me
There's a monster inside of me, it's quite ugly and it frightens me
But they can't see what I can see, there's a vacancy in my tummy
It's making me play hide and seek, like Jason, I'm so hungry
She's naked see, no privacy, but I can see she wants me
So patient see, I try to be, but she why does she taunt me
Pulls the drapes and she goes right to sleep, and i creep right through the front see
So blatantly, but silently, cause I know that she's sound sleep
Who's waking me so violently, and why's he on top of me
He's raping me she tries to scream, somebody please get him off me
He's taping me, he's biting me, he's laughing like it's funny
She's scraping me, she's fighting me, she's scratching like some dumb freak
Escaping me, no dice you see, I might just be Ted Bundy
Or Satan G, what a sight to see, I'm dancing in my red panties
I'm crazy but it's alright with me, man life can be so empty
Stay away from me, 'cause I'm dancing to quite a different drum beat
[Chorus]
Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of mozart
Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't ya, girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side of the world, so cold and so dark
(Stay Wide Awake)
They only know a world so cold
A world where on-ly some will go
(Stay Wide Awake)
And not return, when will they learn?
Where do they go? God only knows
(Stay Wide Awake)
[Verse 3]
Better try to stay wide awake or you might end up found dead by the lake
Soon as you lay me down to sleep, It's your soul I'ma try to take
Pray for life today, right away, why do they try to fight today
I must make them pay twice as much, might aswell put the knife away
Now I use power tools, how 'bout now, are you in the shower?
Scower you for 6 hours, til outage of power outlets
How did you figure out I was down in your basement, now ya
Must've just heard the sound of my stomach growling from down there
Prowler there's no one fowler, Bound ya, that's how they found ya
Face down in the tub I drown ya, with piles of downers around ya
Such nostalgia and power, such prowess, look how you cower
Jump out on you now, like I was a Jawa from fuckin' Star Wars
Jabba the Hut betty-bah-bah betty-bye-bye It's time to die-die
Oughtta not even bother to scream it don't even matter
Amazing at raising skin with these razor blades he waves at ya
Not ya everyday Damien, bathe me in holy water
Nodding like son of sam, so please understand there's no gun in hand
Where's the thrill in the hunt, there's no fun in that, here I come with axe
Once I act like lumberjack when I'm hacking them up with that
What was that, dial 911, someone's coming in from the back
[Chorus]
Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of mozart
Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't ya, girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side of the world, so cold and so dark
(Stay Wide Awake)
They only know a world so cold
A world where on-ly some will go
(Stay Wide Awake)
And not return, when will they learn?
Where do they go? God only knows
(Stay Wide Awake) - Old Time's Sake 4:38
Featuring: Dr. Dre - Must Be The GanjaVer letra 4:02
[X]letra de Must Be The Ganja
[Intro:]
Yeah... Oh! Yeah Yeah... Oh... I feel like dancing, I feel like dancing
I smell something in the air that's making me High!
I smell something in the air that's making me high!
[Verse:]
Ok here we go, Do-re-mi-fa-so-fa-so-la-ti-da-tso
Lyrical rascal, kick back the tobasco
You motherfucker's must just not know the tic-tac-so
Time to show you the most kickass flow in the cosmos
Picasso with a pickaxe, a sick asshole
Tic-tac-toe comes with sixpack, with exact doe
Knives, strangling wives with dick-lasso
3 bags of the grass, Zig Zags, I'm with the Doc so
You know how that go, skull and the crossbones
This is poison to boys and girls who do not know
You do not wanna try this at home my lovato
This is neither the time nor the place to get macho
So crack a six pack, sit back with some nachos
Maybe some popcorn, watch the show and just rock slow
It's not what you expected, not what you thought so
Bout time you wake the fuck up, smell the pot smoke
[Chorus:]
It must be the Ganja, it's the marijuana
That's creepin' upon me, why I'm so high
Maybe it's the Henny, that has gotten in me
Whatever's got into me I don't mind
I said it's the Ganja, it's the marijuana
That's creepin' upon me, why I'm so high
Maybe it's the Henny, that has gotten in me
Whatever's got into me I don't mind
[Verse 2:]
Your dreams are getting fulfilled, Ooh I'm literally getting a chill
Spitting at will, me and Dre have just finished splitting a pill
You're submitting to skill, sitting still
I'm admitting I'm beginning to feel like I don't think anyone's real
Faced with a dilemma, I can be Dalai Lama
And become a king drama a step beyong a Jeffrey Dahma
Please don't upset me mama, you're looking s*** mama
Don't know if it's the lala, or the rum and pepsi mama
Don't wanna end up inside my refrigerator freezer
Be used as extra topping, then next time I make a pizza
How many people you know that can name every serial killer
Who ever existed in a row, put them in chronological order
Beginning with Jack the Ripper
Name the time and place from the body, the bag, the zipper
Location of the woods where the body was dragged and then dumped
The trunk that they was stuffed in, the model, the make, the plate
And which model, which state they found her and how they attacked the victim
Say what murder weapon was used to do what on which one
Which knife and which gun, what kid, what wife and which nun
Don't stop, I like this it's fun, the fuckin' night's just begun
[Chorus:]
It must be the Ganja, it's the marijuana
That's creepin' upon me, why I'm so high
Maybe it's the Henny, that has gotten in me
Whatever's got into me I don't mind
I said it's the Ganja, it's the marijuana
That's creepin' upon me, why I'm so high
Maybe it's the Henny, that has gotten in me
Whatever's got into me I don't mind
[Verse 3:]
When I'm behind the mic, dynamite's what it's kinda like
You're stuck with the same stick that you're tryna light
Behind the boards, it's Dre, legends are made this way
Isn't it safe to say, this is the way it should be?
Maybe you need some lyric syrup serum for your symptoms
Here's a dosage of the antidote, now you give him some
He can give her some, she can give them some
Get behind a lint drum, make up a beat and kill the sucker syndrome
The spinning drum when it comes to lyrics and pennin' some
Starting from scratch and then ending up at the ending of
Capable of winning her, Bullets are, so unbelievable it's a
Titanium cranium that's full of suprises
When the smoke rises, right before your very own eyes
You stare into your stereos (hi)
Good evening, this isn't even a weed thing
I ain't even smoke anything, I ain't even drinking
[Chorus:]
It must be the Ganja, it's the marijuana
That's creepin' upon me, why I'm so high
Maybe it's the Henny, that has gotten in me
Whatever's got into me I don't mind
I said it's the Ganja, it's the marijuana
That's creepin' upon me, why I'm so high
Maybe it's the Henny, that has gotten in me
Whatever's got into me I don't mind - Mr. Mathers (Skit)Ver letra
[X]letra de Mr. Mathers (Skit)
[Male Medic]
Mr. Mathers?
Mr. Mathers!
Mr. Mathers... Mr. Mathers can you hear my voice?
Ok he's not responding
I'm gonna need an 18 gauge left ac right away
[Female Medic]
Uh, bp is 90 over 12, respiration's at 8
Ok I'm tubing him
[Male Medic]
Dmc this is medic 41
[Voice over radio]
Medic 41, this is dmc base, go ahead
[Female Medic]
He's cold, spike him back and grab the back board
[Male Medic]
Ok, got it, on 3... 1, 2, 3
Hu-let's move... - Déjà VuVer letra 4:43
[X]letra de Déjà Vu
As I fall deeper into a manic state
I'm a prime canidate for the gene to recieve the drug addict traits
Blood pressure climbs at a dramatic rate
I seem to gravitate to the bottle of night quil then I salivate
Start off with the night quil like I think I'll just have a taste
Couple sips of that then I gradually graduate
Too a harder perscription drug called valium like ya that's great
I go to take just one and I end up like having eight
Now I need something in my stomach cause I haven't ate
Maybe I'll grab a plate of nachos and I'll have a steak
And you'd think with all I have at stake
Look at my daughters face...
Mommy somethings is wrong with dad I think
He's acting weird again he's really begining to scare me
Won't shave his beard again and he pretends he doesn't hear me
And all he does is eat dorritos and cheetos
And he just fell asleep in his car eating three musketeers in the rear seat
[Hook:]
Sometimes I feel so alone,
I just don't know, feels like I been down this road before,
So lonely and cold, It's like something takes over me,
Soon as I go home and close the door,
Kinda feels like deja vu, I wanna get away from this place I do,
But I can't and I won't say I tried but I know that's a lie cause I don't
And why I just don't know...
[Verse 2:]
Maybe just a nice cold brew what's a beer
That's the devil in my ear I been sober a fuckin year
And that fucker still talks to me he is all I can fuckin hear
Marshall come on we'll watch the game it's the cowboys and buccaneers
And maybe if I just drink half I'll be halfed buzzed for half of the time
Who's that mastermind behind that little line
With that kind of rational man I got half a mind
Too have another half of glass of wine sound acinine
Ya I know
But I never had no problem with alcohol
Ouch look out for the wall aim for the couch I'm about to fall
I missed the couch and down I go looking like a bouncing ball
Shit must have knocked me out cause I ain't feel the ground at all
Wow what the fuck happend last night where am I
Man fuck am I hungover and god damn I got a head ache
Shit half a vicodin why can't I?
" All systems ready for take off please stand by "
[Hook:]
Sometimes I feel so alone,
I just don't know, feels like I been down this road before,
So lonely and cold, It's like something takes over me,
Soon as I go home and close the door,
Kinda feels like deja vu, I wanna get away from this place I do,
But I can't and I won't say I tried but I know that's a lie cause I don't
And why I just don't know...
[Verse 3:]
So I take a vicodin splash it hits my stomach and ahh
A couple weeks go by it ain't even like I'm getting high
Now I need it just not to feel sick ya I'm getting by
Wouldn't even be taking this shit if deshaun didn't die
Oh ya there's an excuse you lose proof so you use
There's new rules it's cool if it's helpin you to get through
It's twelve noon ain't no harm in self inducing a snooze
What else is new fuck it what would elvis do in your shoes
Now here I am 3 months later full blown relapse
Just get high untill the kids get home from school, homes, relax
And since I'm convinced that I'm in-somniac
I need these pills to be able to sleep so I take 3 naps
Just to be able to function throughout the day let's see
That's an ambian each nap how many valium 3
And that will average out to about one good hours sleep
Ok so now you see the reason how come he
Has taken 4 years just too put out an album b
See me and you we almost had the same outcome he
Cause that christmas you know the nomonia thing
It was bolognya was it the methadone ya think
Or the hydrocodone you hide inside your pornos
Your vcr tape cases with you ambian cr great places to hide ain't it
So you can lie to hailie I'm going beddy bye whitney baby good night elaina
Go in the room and shut the bedroom door and wake up in ambulance
They said they found me on the bathroom floor
[Hook:]
Sometimes I feel so alone,
I just don't know, feels like I been down this road before,
So lonely and cold, It's like something takes over me,
Soon as I go home and close the door,
Kinda feels like deja vu, I wanna get away from this place I do,
But I can't and I won't say I tried but I know that's a lie cause I don't
And why I just don't know... - BeautifulVer letra 6:32
[X]letra de Beautiful
Lately I've been hard to reach
I've been too long on my own
Everybody has a private world
Where they can be alone
Are you calling me, are you trying to get through
Are you reaching out for me, I'm reaching out for you
I'm just so fuckin' depressed
I just can seem to get out this slump
If I could just get over this hump
But I need something to pull me out this dump
I took my bruises, took my lumps
Fell down and I got right back up
But I need that spark to get psyched back up
In order for me to pick that mic back up
I don't know how or, why or when,
I ended up in this position I'm in
I starting to feel distant again
So I decided just to pick this pen
Up and tried to make an attempt to vent
But I just can't admit
Or come to grips, with the fact that
I may be done with rap
I need a new outlet
I know some shits so hard to swallow
And I just can't sit back and wallow
In my own sorrow
But I know one fact
I'll be one tough act to follow
One tough act to follow
I'll be one tough act to follow
Here today, gone tomorrow
But you have to walk a thousand miles
Chorus
In my shoes, just to see
What it's like, to be me
I'll be you, let's trade shoes
Just to see what It'd be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others mind
Just to see what we find
Look at shit through each others eyes
But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you
Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you
I think I'm starting to lose my sense of humor
Everything is so tense and gloom
I almost feel like I gotta check the temperature in the room
Just as soon as I walk in
It's like all eyes on me
So I try to avoid any eye contact
Cause if I do that then it opens a door to conversation
Like I want that...
I'm not looking for extra attention
I just want to be just like you
Blend in with the rest of the room
Maybe just point me to the closest restroom
I don't need no fucking man servant
Tryna follow me around, and wipe my ass
Laugh at every single joke I crack
And half of them ain't even funny like
Haa! Marshall, you're so funny man, you should be a comedian, god damn
Unfortunately I am, I just hide behind the tears of a clown
So why don't you all sit down
Listen to the tale I'm about to tell
Hell, we don't have to trade our shoes
And you don't have to walk no thousand miles
Chorus
In my shoes, just to see
What it's like, to be me
All be you, let's trade shoes
Just to see what It'd be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others mind
Just to see what we find
Look at shit through each others eyes
But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you so
Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you
Nobody asked for life to deal us
With these bullshit hands we're dealt
We gotta take these cards ourselves
And flip them, don't expect no help
Now I could have either just
Sat on my ass and pissed and moaned
But take this situation in which I'm placed in
And get up and get my own
I was never the type of kid
To wait by the door and pack his bags
Or sat on the porch and hoped and pray
For a dad to show up who never did
I just wanted to fit in
In every single place
Every school I went
I dreamed of being that cool kid
Even if it meant acting stupid
Aunt Edna always told me
Keep making that face it'll stuck like that
Meanwhile I'm just standing there
Holding my tongue trying to talk like this
Till I stuck my tongue on that frozen stop sign poll at 8 years old
I learned my lesson then cause I wasn't tryin to impress my friends no more
But I already told you my whole life story
Not just based on my description
Cause where you see it from where you're sitting
Is probably 110% different
I guess we would have to walk a mile
In each others shoes, at least
What size you where?
I wear tens
Let's see if you can fit your feet
Chorus
In my shoes, just to see
What it's like, to be me
All be you, let's trade shoes
Just to see what It'd be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others mind
Just to see what we find
Look at shit through each others eyes
But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you so
Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you
Lately I've been hard to reach
I've been too long on my own
Everybody has a private world
Where they can be alone...
Are you calling me, are you trying to get through
Are you reaching out for me, I'm reaching out for you
Yea... To my babies. Stay strong. Dad will be home soon
And to the rest of the world, god gave you the shoes
That fit you, so put em on and wear em
And be yourself man, be proud of who you are
Even if it sounds corny,
Don't ever let no one tell you, you ain't beautiful - Crack A BottleVer letra 4:57
[X]letra de Crack A Bottle
Ooww Ladies and gentlemen
The moment you've all been waiting for...
In this corner: weighing 175 pounds,
With a record of 17 rapes, 400 assaults, and 4 murders,
The undisputed, most diabolical villain in the world:
Slim Shady!
Chorus: Eminem
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto
O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of em got close
Now where's the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I notice there's so many of em
And there's really not that many of us.
Ladies love us and my posse's kicking up dust.
It's on till the break of dawn
And we're starting this party from dusk
OK... let's go
Back wit Andre, the giant, mister elephant tusk
Fix your musk, you'll just be another one bit the dust
Just one of my mothers son who got thrown under the bus
Kiss my butt. Lick the wonder cheese from under my nuts
It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks
It's a must I redeem my name n haters get mushed.
Bitches lust. Man they love me when I lay in the cut.
Fist the cup. The lady gave her eighty some paper cut.
Now picture us. it's ridiculous you curse at the thought
Cuz when I spit the verse the sh-t
Gets worse then worcestershire sauce
If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time
Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes
It's elementary. The elephants have entered the room.
I venture to say we're the center of attention it's true
Not to mention back with a vengeance so here's the signal
Of the bat symbol. The platinum trio's back on you hoes.
Chorus: Eminem
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto
O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of em got clothes
Now where's the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I notice there's so many of em
And there's really not that many of us.
Ladies love us and my posse's kicking up dust.
It's on till the break of dawn
And we're starting this party from dusk
Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Dre
They see that low rider go by they're, like Oh my!
You ain't got to tell me why you're sick cuz I know why.
I dip through in that six trey like sick em Dre.
I'm an itch that they can't scratch, they're sick of me.
But hey, what else can I say? I love LA.
Cuz over and above all, it's just another day
And this one begins where the last one ends.
Pick up where we left off and get smashed again.
I'll be dammed, just fucked around and crashed my Benz.
Driving around with a smashed front end
Lets cash that one in.
Grab another one from out the stable
The Monte Carlo, El Camino or the El Dorado
The hell if I know.
Do I want leather seats or vinyl?
Decisions, decisions
Garage looks like Precision Collision.
Or Maaco beats quake like Waco
Just keep the bass low speakers away from your face though
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto
O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of em got clothes
Now where's the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I notice there's so many of em
And there's really not that many of us.
Ladies love us and my posse's kicking up dust.
It's on till the break of dawn
And we're starting this party from dusk
And I take great pleasure in introducing: 50 Cent
It's bottle after bottle
The money ain't a thing when you party with me
It's what we into it's simple
We ball out of control like you wouldn't believe
I'm the napalm the bomb the don I'm King Kong
Get rolled on wrapped up and reigned on
I'm so calm through Vietnam ring the alarm
Bring the shaun dawn burn marajaun do what you want
Nigga on and on till the break of what
Get the paper man I'm caking you know I don't give a f-ck
I spend it like it don't mean nothing
Blow it like it's supposed to be blown
Mother fucker I'm grown
I stunt I style I flash the sh-t
I gets what the fuck I want so what I trick
Fat as- burgundy bags classy shit Jimmy Choos shoes
I say move a bitch move
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto
O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of em got clothes
Now where's the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I notice there's so many of em
And there's really not that many of us.
Ladies love us and my posse's kicking up dust.
It's on till the break of dawn
And we're starting this party from dusk Featuring: 50 Cent, Dr. Dre - Steve Berman (Skit)Ver letra
[X]letra de Steve Berman (Skit)
(Eminem) This muthafucka man...
(Berman) It's ridiculous! I can't believe it!! Hold on... Em...
(Eminem) What up?
(Berman) Have a seat…Dre, I'll call you back
(Eminem) What now???
(Berman) I don't even know where to start
(Eminem) Okay...
(Berman) I got the album from upstairs...
(Eminem) And...
(Berman) And this is BY FAR, THE MOST,...
(Gunshot)
Incredible thing... I've ever... heard... - UndergroundVer letra
[X]letra de Underground
[Eminem - Intro]
A lot of people ask me
Where the fuck I've been at the last few years
Shit I don't know
But I do know, I'm back now
HAHA
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Dre I'm down here, under the ground dig me up
Broken tibias fibias, yeah fix me up
Sixty sluts all of 'em dying from mass afixial
After they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup
dixy cups toxins boxes of oxy pads
enough oxycotin to send a fucking ox to rehab
wack job in the back with a black stocking cap
jacking off to a hockey mask at a boxing match
[you can't say that] yes he can
I just did faggot now guess again
better text message your next of kin
tell him shits about to get extra messy especially when
I flex again and throw a fucking lesbian in wet cement
So faggoty faggoty faggoty raggedy Ann and Andy
NO raggedy Andy and Andy no it can't be, it can't be
Yes it can be the fucking anti christ is back Danny
its Satan in black satin panties
this is Amityville calamity got damnit insanity pills
fanny pack filled with zanax
through every nook and cranny
lookin for trannys milk and cookies spilt on my silk neglociet looky
Razor balades wit me to make you bleed
cases of maboline make up lay on the table of weed
slim shady shit sounds like a fable to me
until he jumps out the fucking toilet when you're taking a pee
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Six seaman samples Seventeen strands of hair
Found in the back of a van after the shoot at Vanity Fair
Hannah Montana prepare to elope with a can opener
And be cut open like cantaloupe with canopy beds
With glad bags, yeah glad to be back
'Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack dab in rehab
Fucking doctor I didn't understand a damn what he said
I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitch
Two weeks in Brighton, I aint enlighten
Bitin' into a fucking Vicodin like I 'am viking
Oh, lightning strike it might be a fucking sign I need a psychic
Evaluation, fuck Jason it's Friday the nineteenth
That means it's just a regular day
And this is the kind of shit I think of regularly
Fucking Lesbians shouldn't of had her legs in the way
Now she's pregnant and gay
Missing both legs and begging to stay.
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Tell the critics I'm back and I'm coming
To spit back an abundance
Hit a fag with onions
Then split a bag of Funions
Mad at me understandable
Cannibal shooting animal
Out of a cannon and have him catapult at an adult
Captain of a cult with an elite following
To turn Halloween back to a Trick of Treat holiday
Have Micheal Myers looking like a liar
Swipe his powers replace his knife with flowers and a stack of flyers
Hit Jason Vorheys with a forty
Stuck a repository up his ass
And made him tell me a story
Gave Hannibal Elector a fucking nectarine
And sat him in the fucking fruit and vegetable section and gave him a lecture
Walked up elm street with a fucking whiffle bat drew
Fought Freddy Krougar and Edward Scissor hands too
And came out with a little scratch oww
Lookin like a got in a fuckin pillow fight with a triple fat goose
INSANITY CAN IT BE VANITY, WHERES THE HUMANITY
IN HAVIN A TWIST OF FANTASY WITH A ARM AN LEG AMPUTEE
straight jacket with 108 brackets
and a strap the wraps twice around my back then they latch it
cut ya fuckin head off and ask where you headed off to?
get it headed off too?
medice this headaches awful, this anistetics pathetic so is the diabetic waffel
and this prostetic arm keep crushin my hard taco
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
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Este parón de cinco años fue debido al bloqueo creativo que el artista padeció, fruto del consumo de medicamentos opiáceos. En 2007 Eminem tuvo que ser hospitalizado por una sobredosis de metadona y en 2008, tras una nueva recaída, pasó por un proceso de desintoxicación en el que Elton John lo estuvo monitorizando semanalmente.
En este contexto surgió el álbum "Relapse" (en castellano "Recaída"), con una clara referencia a su fase personal con las drogas. Las letras están construídas sobre temas como las drogas o con base en series de televisión con crímenes y asesinatos en serie, un tema que obsesionaba al rapero en esa época.
Las canciones son un ejercicio de honestidad, hablando sin ambages sobre sus problemas y poniéndose a sí mismo en el punto de mira de sus críticas. Cita todas las drogas y medicamentos que llegó a tomar (una lista realmente larga). Dispara también sobre su madre (de nuevo) en una amarga canción que habla de abusos en la infancia ("Insane"), para reconocer que terminó pareciéndose a ella.
Eminem vuelva a utilizar su alter ego Slim Shady en algunos de los temas, el personaje que nació en el álbum "The Slim Shady LP".
Con Dr. Dre en las tareas de producción, Eminem se centró en la composición de las canciones. Esta bicefalia funcionó de maravilla y la experiencia de Dr. Dre sirvió de inspiración al rapero en las fases iniciales, algo que resultó vital para que saliera del bloqueo creativo.
Debido a la gran cantidad de temas que grabaron, Eminem pensó en sacar un nuevo álbum pocos meses después, "Relapse2". Dicho álbum fue retrasado y finalmente salió un álbum titulado "Relapse: Refill", que incluye un segundo disco con siete temas inéditos y que incluye "Forever" (incluído en la banda sonora de la película "More Than A Game").
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"Morning, Marshall."letra de Dr. West (Skit)
"Morning, doc."
"So we're discharging you today, how are you feeling?"
"Anxious."
"Anxiety?"
"Well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world. Nervous."
"Nervous? C'mon, Marshall, you're a big boy now. Sounding like a bit of a baby, you can do this. You found a sponsor yet?"
"Um, not yet. I mean, but when I get back"
"Well, if you find one, you find one. If you don't, you don't."
"Well, yeah, I mean I godda start going to meetings first and... Wait, what?"
"Well, you don't absolutely have to go to meetings and it's not like like a requirement that they fit into your shedule, we know you're a busy person."
"But I thought variety was the most important thing?"
"So what else are you thinking?"
"Um, well, I know I godda start practising the steps, and I mean learning them, and start being able to apply them."
"Steps?"
"Yeah, steps."
"There's a lot of them, aren't there?
"Well, twelve."
"Christ, I don't even know them all."
"Really?"
"Anything else?"
"Um, well, I mean the only other question I have was like, what do I do if I find myself in a situation where maybe somebody is drinking around me or something like that and I get tempted to?"
"Take a drink."
"What?"
"Take a drink and y'know, take the edge off."
"Take the edge off? Man, if I ever take a drink I already know what that's gonna lead me to."
"What, you mean these?" *shakes pills*
"Man, what the fuck! ?"
"Marhsall, what's the matter, darling? Having some doubts already? Marshall, you can't leave me, you'll never leave me, Marshall. We'll always be together, Marshall. Marshall... ? Marshall! ?
"No, no, no, no, NO!"
[X]
There is no escaping (Yo)letra de 3 A.M.
There's no place to hide (Ayo)
You scream: Someone save me! (Yo)
But they don't pay no mind (Ayo)
Goodnight, goodbye!
You're walkin' down a horror corridor
It's almost four in the mornin' and you're in a
Nightmare, it's horrible, right there's the coroner
Waiting for ya to turn the corner so he can corner ya
You're a goner, he's onto ya
Out the corner of his cornea, he just saw ya run
All you want is to rest 'cause you can't run anymore, you're done
All he wants is to kill you in front of an audience
While everybody is watching in the party, applauding it
Here I sit, while I'm caught up in deep thought again
Contemplating my next plot again
Swallowin' a Klonopin while I'm noddin' in and out on the ottoman
At the Ramada Inn, holding onto the pill bottle, then
Lick my finger and swirl it 'round the bottom
And make sure I got all of it
Wake up naked at McDonald's with
Blood all over me, dead bodies behind the counter, shit
Guess I must've just blacked out again—not again!
It's 3 A.M. in the mornin'
Put my key in the door and
Bodies layin' all over the floor and
I don't remember how they got there
But I guess I must've killed 'em, killed 'em
I said, it's 3 A.M. in the mornin'
Put my key in the door and
Bodies layin' all over the floor and
I don't remember how they got there
But I guess I must've killed 'em, killed 'em
Sitting nude in my living room, it's almost noon
I wonder what's on the tube, maybe they'll show some boobs
Surfing every channel until I find Hannah Montana then
I reach for the aloe and lanolin, bust all over the wall panellin'
Dismantlin' every candle on top of the fireplace mantel and
Grab my flannel and my bandana, then
Kiss the naked mannequin man again
You can see him standin' in my front window if you look in
I'm just a hooligan who's used to using hallucinogens
Causin' illusions again, brain contusions again
Cutting and bruising the skin, razors, scissors, and pins
Jesus, when does it end? Phases that I go through
Dazed and I'm so confused
Days that I don't know who gave these molecules to
Me, what am I gon' do?
Hey, the prodigal son, the diabolical one
Very methodical when I slaughter them
It's 3 AM in the mornin'
Put my key in the door and
Bodies layin' all over the floor and
I don't remember how they got there
But I guess I must've killed 'em, killed 'em
I said, it's 3 AM in the mornin'
Put my key in the door and
Bodies layin' all over the floor and
I don't remember how they got there
But I guess I must've killed 'em, killed 'em
She puts the lotion in the bucket
It puts the lotion on the skin
Or else it gets the hose again
She puts the lotion in the bucket
It puts the lotion on the skin
Or else it gets the hose again
I cut and I slash, slice and gash, last night was a blast
I can't quite remember when I had that
Much fun off a half-pint of the Jack, my last Vic and-a-half
A flashlight up Kim Kardashian's ass
I remember the first time I dismembered a family member
December, I think it was, I was having drinks with my cousin
I wrapped him in Christmas lights
Pushed him into the stinkin' tub, cut him up into pieces
And just when I went to drink his blood
I thought: I oughta drink his bathwater, that oughta be fun
That's when my days of serial murder manslaughter begun
The sight of blood excites me, that might be an artery, son
Your blood-curdling screams just don't seem to bother me none
It's 3 AM and here I come, so you should probably run
A secret passageway around here, man, there's got to be one
Oh no, there's probably none
He can scream all that he wants, top of his lungs
But ain't no stopping me from chopping him up-up, 'cause
It's 3 AM in the mornin'
Put my key in the door and
Bodies layin' all over the floor and
I don't remember how they got there
But I guess I must've killed 'em, killed 'em
I said, it's 3 AM in the mornin'
Put my key in the door and
Bodies layin' all over the floor and
I don't remember how they got there
But I guess I must've killed 'em, killed 'em
Yo, yo, ayo (Evil… Rise)
Yo, yo, ayo (Evil… Rise)
Yo, yo, ayo (Evil… Rise)
Yo, yo, ayo (Evil… Rise)
(Evil… Rise)
(Evil… Rise)
[X]
Here we go now...letra de My Mom
Chorus 1:
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
Verse 1:
My mom, my mom,
I know you're probably tired of hearing 'bout my mom
Oho whoa-ho,
But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty
And how I became hooked on val-i-um.
Valium was in everything, food that I ate
The water that I drank
Fucking peas in my plate
She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak
So everyday I have at least 3 stomach aches
Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her
Son grow up to be an under-a-fucking-chiever
My teacher didn't think I was going to be nothing either
What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' seat for?
Misses Mathers your son has been huffin' ether
Either that or the mother fucker's been puffin' reefer
But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either
It was neither,
I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she thought
Pee in a tea-cup? Bitch you ain't my keeper
I'm sleepin'
What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me for?
S*** you need to leave me the fuck alone
I ain't playin'go find you a white crayon
And color a fuckin' zebra
Chorus 2:
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
Verse 2:
Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, this is paint thinner
You ate it yesterday I ain't hear no complaints did I?
Now here's a plate full of painkillers
Now just wait til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes
Ya little mother fucker,
I'll make ya sit there and make that retarded fuckin' face without even tastin' it
You better lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't wastin' it
Put ya face in it before I throw you in the basement again
And I aint givin in you're gonna just sit there in one fuckin place spinnin in
Until next thanksgivin and if you still aint finished it I'll use the same shit again
Then when I make spinach dip it'll be placed in the shit
You little shit you want to sit there and play innocent
A rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and they witnessed it
Child support, your father he ain't sent the shit
And so what if he did? It's none of your dang business kid.
Chorus 3:
My mom, there's no one else quite like my mom
I know I should let bygones be bygones
But she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
Verse 3:
My mom loved valium now all I am is a poly-animal
I am what I am but I'm strong to be finished with me valium spinach
But my buzz only lasts about two minutes
But I don't want to swallow it without chewing it
I can't even write a rhyme without doin' it
My valium, my valium
Man I never thought that I could ever be a drug addict
Nah fuck that, I can't have it happen to me
But that's actually what has ended up happenin'
A tragedy from fucking passin it up got to me
And it's probably were I got acquainted with the taste aint it
Pharmaceuticals are the bomb mom beautiful
She killed the fucking dog with the medicine she done fed it
Feed it a fucking aspirin and say that it has a headache
Here, want a snack?
You hungry you fucking brat?
Look at that, it's a Xanax.
Take it and take a nap, eat it,
But I don't need it.
Then fuck it then break it up
Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up
Alright ma, you win I don't feel like arguin'
I'll do it, pop it gobble it and start wobblin'
Stumble hobble tumble slip drip
Then I fall in bed with a bottle of meds
And a Heath Ledger bobblehead
Chorus 4:
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
[X]
[Verse:]letra de Insane
I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed
'Til one night he snuck in and said
We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the she'd
Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxbin instead?
After I fuck you in the butt, get some head
Bust a nut, get some rest
The next day my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid!
The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fed
He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead"
"Debbie don't let that fucker get you upset
Go in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck
I bet you he's fakin' it, I bet you
I bet he probably just want's to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this of course, unless you object"
"Ahh go fuck his brains out, if any's left in his head"
[Chorus:]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No! He's insane!
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No! He's insane!
[Verse 2:]
"Did you get him?" Naaw, fucker tried to bite my face off
I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop
Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
That motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off
Everything, except his tank top and his training bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah mainiac, that's Shady dog
Man that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he dog
Shady dog, what be going through that fuckin' brain of yours
Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, sing along
[Chorus:]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No! He's insane!
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No! He's insane!
[Verse 3:]
Don't you know what felch means? (yeah), well then tell me
Would you rather get felched or do the felching
Fuck him in the ass, suck the c** out while you're belching
Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping
Can you dig what I'm sayin' man, can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my step father felt me
Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelping
"Shady what the fuck you saying?" I don't know help me!
What the fuck's happening, I think I'm fucking melting
"Marshall I just love you boy, I care about your well being"
No Dad, I said no, I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself see
I only get naked when the baby sitter tells me
She showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"
But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
"Well this is called ass rape, and we're shooting the jail scene"
[Chorus:]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No! He's insane!
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No! He's insane!
[X]
[Intro:]letra de Bagpipes From Baghdad
Oh! It's music to my ears, Oh man!
How can I describe, the way I feel?
Fuckin great man! Okay, let me see...
How could I begin...
[Verse:]
Locked in Mariah's wine cellar all I had for lunch,
Was red wine, more red wine, and captain crunch,
Red wine for breakfast and for brunch,
And to soak it up and in between snack, crackers to munch,
Mariah, what's ever happened to us, why did we have to break up,
All I asked for was a glass of punch,
You see, I never really ask for much,
I can't imagine what's going through your mind after such,
A nasty breakup with that Laftin Hunkler,
Luis Miguel, Nick Cannon better back the fuck up,
I'm not playin, I want her back you punk,
This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk,
Mixed with egyptian, with a little rappin pump,
Zappin Eric Clapton, (Shaft?), Frank Zappa crunk,
And yeah baby, I want another crack at ya,
You can beat me with any spatula thatcha want,
I mean I really want you bad you c***,
Nick you had your fun,
I've come to kick you in your sack of junk,
Man I could use a fresh batch of blood,
So prepare your vernacular for dracula acupunc-ture
[Chorus:]
Bagpipes from Baghdad
When will it ever cease, for Pete's sake he's crazy, to say the least
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's going through my mind half the time, when I rhyme, while blowing on my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Sombody turn the vacancy sign on, 'cause I'm gone, blowing on my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I run the streets and act like a madman, holding a glad-,
[Verse 2:]
You can be a permanent fixture,
In my lyrical mixture,
I'm the miracle whit trixter,
My sig-nature sound, when the tube of lipstick's around,
I'm bound to put on in an instant, wow
Man what an ensemble, what an assortment of pharma-
Ceuticals, it's beautiful, pill dust in my palm, my
Cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle,
Never knew I could remind me so much of my mama,
I'll cut you like Dahmer, pull a butcher knife on ya,
The size of a sword boy, I'm like a fucken Red Sonia,
Get it stuck in your cornea,
Nice knowin ya Norman,
You're so fuckin' annoyin,
Drop the shovel boy, you don't know what the fuck ya doin',
I ain't playin' no fuckin' more,
Nick Cannon you prick, I wish you luck with the fuckin whore,
Every minute there's a sucker born,
Snuck up on Malachai and made the motherfucker suck on a shuck of corn,
Shuck of, shuck of corn, shuck of corn,
Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and told him it's fucken on,
What the fuck are you doin',
You're runnin' over the snow blower,
With the lawnmower, blow on your
Bagpipes from Baghdad
[Chorus:]
Bagpipes from Baghdad
When will it ever cease, for Pete's sake he's crazy, to say the least
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's going through my mind half the time, when I rhyme, while blowing on my,
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Sombody turn the vacancy sign on, 'cause I'm gone, blowing on my,
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I run the streets and act like a madman, holding a gladbag,
[Verse 3:]
In the bed with two braindead lesbian vegetables,
I bet you they become heterosexual,
Nothing will stop me from molesting you,
Tittyfucking you til your breastnipple
Flesh, tickles my testicles,
Is what they said to the two conjoined twins,
How's it going girlfriends, you need a boyfriend,
You need some ointment, just make an appointment,
Who's gonna see the doctor first, we'll do a coin flip
I just got my one year sobriety coin chip,
When the bad get going, how bad does the going get
Baby you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins wit
Each other, especially when you're joined at the hip,
I'm going to get the needle, new thread from the sewing kit,
An attempt to seperate em and stitch em back at the loin shit,
Lured the little boy with the chocolate chips ahoy chip
Cookie, lookie even took me a polaroid, bitch
[Chorus:]
Bagpipes from Baghdad
When will it ever cease, for Pete's sake he's crazy, to say the least
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's going through my mind half the time, when I rhyme, while blowing on my,
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Sombody turn the vacancy sign on, 'cause I'm gone, blowing on my,
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I run the streets and act like a madman, holding a gladbag, uh
Bagpipes from Baghdad
(Vocoder) Hum-de-lay-le-lah-aaahhhhhhh (X4)
[X]
[Intro:]letra de Hello
Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself (myself)
My name is Shaaady
So nice to meet you (So nice to meet you)
It's been a long time (long time) sorry I've been away so long (so long)
My name is Shaaady
I never meant to leave you (Never meant to leave you)
[Verse 1:]
You see that chick in the gym checking me out?
Any second I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth
I lose a pill and I'm wrecklessly wrecking the house
That was suppose to be breakfast, where the heck is it now?
Here's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse
Man I should check to see if my mom left any out
Nope, guess I'll re-route
Maybe somewhere in the depths of your couch
Oh! Jackpot! Yea, 'Open Sesame' mouth
Down the hatchet, the feeling, you can't match it
A rap-tap-tap on your door with the damn wratchet
A tat-tac-tac in the hall with the damn hatchet
A nap-sack-packed with like 40-some Xanax's
Shorty come back, I'm tryin to score me some lapdances
I'm bout to relapse so maybe pour me some Jack Daniels
Formula 40-40 and 40s with mad capsules
The bad apple spoils the bunch and back at-ya
[Chorus 1:]
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
And are you menstruating baby, my lil friend's waiting to say Hello
The way your titties are wiggling and your booty shakin like Jello
Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
[Verse 2:]
My equilibrium is off, must me the Lithium
I don't need to buy any drugs, man people give me 'em
It just becomes everyday extracurriculum
No reason in particular, it was strictly fun
A fifth of rum and two bottles of 151
51 people asleep in my damn living room
Scuse me hun? But what is your name, Vivian?
I want up next to ya naked and uh, did we umm?
Of course we did, but didn't I strap Jimmy hun?
I'm looking for the torn wrapper but there don't seem to be one
No offense baby girl I don't mean any harm
But disease is something I'm trying to keep my penis free from
I find the fact that you, I'm cool, I immediately run like Speedy Gon-
Zalez to see if I see anyone
Who might have a couple of threes, I'm fiending for some
My head is pounding to the beat of the drum
[Chorus 2:]
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
And do you happen to have anything on you that make my mood mellow?
Some are open and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow
Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
[Verse 3:]
Oh, those were the days, they certainly were
It's hurtin me to know that I'll be closing that curtain for good
(Word-word, chi-word-word, chi-word-chi-chi-word)
I second that and a third, rush to emergency sur-
-gery to try to flush me because of the drugs that he purged
He's sees the loner getting the three-hundred bucks for these Percodin's
Buster's getting to be where he lustfully surged it in
Pain it hitting his knee and his muscles 'be hurtin him'
Childishly on the phone tryin to rustle up muscle relax-
-ants for his back and a couple of packs
Since now he's doubling back-wards and he stumblin back
Slipped and fell, hit his back-bone, heard something go crack
Now he's up in the bathroom like he's busting a nap
Almost ended it that soon because of the fact
I'm just busting my own chops while I'm bustin a rap
Resuscitated and re-juiced so fuck it, I'm back
[Chorus 2:]
And so I'm sayin...
[Outro:]
Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself (myself)
My name is Shaaady
So nice to meet you (So nice to meet you)
It's been a long time (long time) sorry I've been away so long (so long)
My name is Shaaady
I never meant to leave you (Never meant to leave you)
[X]
Hey! hey, stop, hey. please stop, fuck stop!letra de Tonya (Skit)
Thank god you stopped.
Fuck, my fucking on star isn't working,
I left my fucking phone at home!
God, I've been standing out here for like, an hour
I'm soaking wet, freezing
Thank you so much. Really, you're a life-saver
What are you doing?
Fucking! get away from me! what the fuck! fuckin asshole!
Get away from me you motherfucker! get away!
Get away you fuckin freak! get away from me!
Goddamit fuck! help me!
[X]
Guess Wholetra de We Made You
Did you Miss me?
Jessica Simpson sing the chorus
Jessica Simpson - (Eminem)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a ... rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough*
(VERSE ONE)
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man... no don't massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive Gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can, can, don't ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha's a 2, You're practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see your grin
(Now come in girl)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a ... rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
(VERSE TWO)
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 Xenadrine
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend'
Brit f'rget K-Fed let's cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little atten-tion
A little did I mention, that Jennifer's in-
Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give 'em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a ... rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
(VERSE THREE)
And that's why... my love
You'll never live without,
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don't try to deny it baby, I'm the only one for you
(Fart)
Damn girl I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that's bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don't mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth (brrp)
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he's about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Superman's here to rescue ya
Can you blame me?
You're my Amy, I'm your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a ... rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
So baby, baby
Get down, down, down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can't wait, I'm going back!! HAHA Whooo!
DR DRE, 2020, Yeah
[X]
Guess Wholetra de We Made You
Did you Miss me?
Jessica Simpson sing the chorus
Jessica Simpson - (Eminem)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a ... rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough*
(VERSE ONE)
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man... no don't massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive Gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can, can, don't ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha's a 2, You're practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see your grin
(Now come in girl)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a ... rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
(VERSE TWO)
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 Xenadrine
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend'
Brit f'rget K-Fed let's cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little atten-tion
A little did I mention, that Jennifer's in-
Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give 'em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a ... rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
(VERSE THREE)
And that's why... my love
You'll never live without,
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don't try to deny it baby, I'm the only one for you
(Fart)
Damn girl I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that's bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don't mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth (brrp)
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he's about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Superman's here to rescue ya
Can you blame me?
You're my Amy, I'm your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a ... rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player... Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
So baby, baby
Get down, down, down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can't wait, I'm going back!! HAHA Whooo!
DR DRE, 2020, Yeah
[X]
Yo Em, what's going onletra de Paul (Skit)
Dre gave me a copy of the new album and i just..........fuck it.(Hangs up)
[X]
[Intro]letra de Stay Wide Awake
YO YO... Follow me... Come with me to the dark side of the force
No man will go to this place, the devil only knows, of this world
so dark and oh so cold, it's oh so cold... oh so cold... oh
[Chorus]
Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of mozart
Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't ya, girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side of the world, so cold and so dark
(Stay Wide Awake)
They only know a world so cold
A world where on-ly some will go
(Stay Wide Awake)
And not return, when will they learn?
Where do they go? God only knows
(Stay Wide Awake)
[Verse 1]
Fe Fi Fo Fum, I think I smell the scent of a placenta
I enter central park, it's dark, it's winter in December
I've seen my target, pit my car, and park and approach the tender
Young girl by the name of Brenda and I pretend to befriend her
Sit down beside her like a spider, Hi there girl you might-a
Heard of me before, see whore you're the kinda girl that I'd-a
ssault and rape and figure why not try to make your pussy wider
Fuck you with an umberella then open it up while the shit's inside ya
I'm the kinda guy to smile but I might flip and get a little bit wilder
Impregnate a lesbian, yeah now let's see her have triplets then I'll-di
cintigrate them babies as soon as they're out her with formalde-
hide in cyanide girl you can try and hide, you can try to scream louder
No need for no gun powder, that only takes all the fun outta
Murderin' I'd rather go vin vin and no you see just how the
Fuck I do just what I do when I cut right through your scalp, err
Shit, wait a minute I mean skull, my knife seems dull, pull another one out, uh
[Chorus]
Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of mozart
Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't ya, girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side of the world, so cold and so dark
(Stay Wide Awake)
They only know a world so cold
A world where on-ly some will go
(Stay Wide Awake)
And not return, when will they learn?
Where do they go? God only knows
(Stay Wide Awake)
[Verse 2]
So dark and so cold, my friends don't know this other side of me
There's a monster inside of me, it's quite ugly and it frightens me
But they can't see what I can see, there's a vacancy in my tummy
It's making me play hide and seek, like Jason, I'm so hungry
She's naked see, no privacy, but I can see she wants me
So patient see, I try to be, but she why does she taunt me
Pulls the drapes and she goes right to sleep, and i creep right through the front see
So blatantly, but silently, cause I know that she's sound sleep
Who's waking me so violently, and why's he on top of me
He's raping me she tries to scream, somebody please get him off me
He's taping me, he's biting me, he's laughing like it's funny
She's scraping me, she's fighting me, she's scratching like some dumb freak
Escaping me, no dice you see, I might just be Ted Bundy
Or Satan G, what a sight to see, I'm dancing in my red panties
I'm crazy but it's alright with me, man life can be so empty
Stay away from me, 'cause I'm dancing to quite a different drum beat
[Chorus]
Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of mozart
Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't ya, girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side of the world, so cold and so dark
(Stay Wide Awake)
They only know a world so cold
A world where on-ly some will go
(Stay Wide Awake)
And not return, when will they learn?
Where do they go? God only knows
(Stay Wide Awake)
[Verse 3]
Better try to stay wide awake or you might end up found dead by the lake
Soon as you lay me down to sleep, It's your soul I'ma try to take
Pray for life today, right away, why do they try to fight today
I must make them pay twice as much, might aswell put the knife away
Now I use power tools, how 'bout now, are you in the shower?
Scower you for 6 hours, til outage of power outlets
How did you figure out I was down in your basement, now ya
Must've just heard the sound of my stomach growling from down there
Prowler there's no one fowler, Bound ya, that's how they found ya
Face down in the tub I drown ya, with piles of downers around ya
Such nostalgia and power, such prowess, look how you cower
Jump out on you now, like I was a Jawa from fuckin' Star Wars
Jabba the Hut betty-bah-bah betty-bye-bye It's time to die-die
Oughtta not even bother to scream it don't even matter
Amazing at raising skin with these razor blades he waves at ya
Not ya everyday Damien, bathe me in holy water
Nodding like son of sam, so please understand there's no gun in hand
Where's the thrill in the hunt, there's no fun in that, here I come with axe
Once I act like lumberjack when I'm hacking them up with that
What was that, dial 911, someone's coming in from the back
[Chorus]
Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of mozart
Even though they all say that they're real, I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't ya, girl you think you're so smart
Come with me to another side of the world, so cold and so dark
(Stay Wide Awake)
They only know a world so cold
A world where on-ly some will go
(Stay Wide Awake)
And not return, when will they learn?
Where do they go? God only knows
(Stay Wide Awake)
Featuring: Dr. Dre
[X]
[Intro:]letra de Must Be The Ganja
Yeah... Oh! Yeah Yeah... Oh... I feel like dancing, I feel like dancing
I smell something in the air that's making me High!
I smell something in the air that's making me high!
[Verse:]
Ok here we go, Do-re-mi-fa-so-fa-so-la-ti-da-tso
Lyrical rascal, kick back the tobasco
You motherfucker's must just not know the tic-tac-so
Time to show you the most kickass flow in the cosmos
Picasso with a pickaxe, a sick asshole
Tic-tac-toe comes with sixpack, with exact doe
Knives, strangling wives with dick-lasso
3 bags of the grass, Zig Zags, I'm with the Doc so
You know how that go, skull and the crossbones
This is poison to boys and girls who do not know
You do not wanna try this at home my lovato
This is neither the time nor the place to get macho
So crack a six pack, sit back with some nachos
Maybe some popcorn, watch the show and just rock slow
It's not what you expected, not what you thought so
Bout time you wake the fuck up, smell the pot smoke
[Chorus:]
It must be the Ganja, it's the marijuana
That's creepin' upon me, why I'm so high
Maybe it's the Henny, that has gotten in me
Whatever's got into me I don't mind
I said it's the Ganja, it's the marijuana
That's creepin' upon me, why I'm so high
Maybe it's the Henny, that has gotten in me
Whatever's got into me I don't mind
[Verse 2:]
Your dreams are getting fulfilled, Ooh I'm literally getting a chill
Spitting at will, me and Dre have just finished splitting a pill
You're submitting to skill, sitting still
I'm admitting I'm beginning to feel like I don't think anyone's real
Faced with a dilemma, I can be Dalai Lama
And become a king drama a step beyong a Jeffrey Dahma
Please don't upset me mama, you're looking s*** mama
Don't know if it's the lala, or the rum and pepsi mama
Don't wanna end up inside my refrigerator freezer
Be used as extra topping, then next time I make a pizza
How many people you know that can name every serial killer
Who ever existed in a row, put them in chronological order
Beginning with Jack the Ripper
Name the time and place from the body, the bag, the zipper
Location of the woods where the body was dragged and then dumped
The trunk that they was stuffed in, the model, the make, the plate
And which model, which state they found her and how they attacked the victim
Say what murder weapon was used to do what on which one
Which knife and which gun, what kid, what wife and which nun
Don't stop, I like this it's fun, the fuckin' night's just begun
[Chorus:]
It must be the Ganja, it's the marijuana
That's creepin' upon me, why I'm so high
Maybe it's the Henny, that has gotten in me
Whatever's got into me I don't mind
I said it's the Ganja, it's the marijuana
That's creepin' upon me, why I'm so high
Maybe it's the Henny, that has gotten in me
Whatever's got into me I don't mind
[Verse 3:]
When I'm behind the mic, dynamite's what it's kinda like
You're stuck with the same stick that you're tryna light
Behind the boards, it's Dre, legends are made this way
Isn't it safe to say, this is the way it should be?
Maybe you need some lyric syrup serum for your symptoms
Here's a dosage of the antidote, now you give him some
He can give her some, she can give them some
Get behind a lint drum, make up a beat and kill the sucker syndrome
The spinning drum when it comes to lyrics and pennin' some
Starting from scratch and then ending up at the ending of
Capable of winning her, Bullets are, so unbelievable it's a
Titanium cranium that's full of suprises
When the smoke rises, right before your very own eyes
You stare into your stereos (hi)
Good evening, this isn't even a weed thing
I ain't even smoke anything, I ain't even drinking
[Chorus:]
It must be the Ganja, it's the marijuana
That's creepin' upon me, why I'm so high
Maybe it's the Henny, that has gotten in me
Whatever's got into me I don't mind
I said it's the Ganja, it's the marijuana
That's creepin' upon me, why I'm so high
Maybe it's the Henny, that has gotten in me
Whatever's got into me I don't mind
[X]
[Male Medic]letra de Mr. Mathers (Skit)
Mr. Mathers?
Mr. Mathers!
Mr. Mathers... Mr. Mathers can you hear my voice?
Ok he's not responding
I'm gonna need an 18 gauge left ac right away
[Female Medic]
Uh, bp is 90 over 12, respiration's at 8
Ok I'm tubing him
[Male Medic]
Dmc this is medic 41
[Voice over radio]
Medic 41, this is dmc base, go ahead
[Female Medic]
He's cold, spike him back and grab the back board
[Male Medic]
Ok, got it, on 3... 1, 2, 3
Hu-let's move...
[X]
As I fall deeper into a manic stateletra de Déjà Vu
I'm a prime canidate for the gene to recieve the drug addict traits
Blood pressure climbs at a dramatic rate
I seem to gravitate to the bottle of night quil then I salivate
Start off with the night quil like I think I'll just have a taste
Couple sips of that then I gradually graduate
Too a harder perscription drug called valium like ya that's great
I go to take just one and I end up like having eight
Now I need something in my stomach cause I haven't ate
Maybe I'll grab a plate of nachos and I'll have a steak
And you'd think with all I have at stake
Look at my daughters face...
Mommy somethings is wrong with dad I think
He's acting weird again he's really begining to scare me
Won't shave his beard again and he pretends he doesn't hear me
And all he does is eat dorritos and cheetos
And he just fell asleep in his car eating three musketeers in the rear seat
[Hook:]
Sometimes I feel so alone,
I just don't know, feels like I been down this road before,
So lonely and cold, It's like something takes over me,
Soon as I go home and close the door,
Kinda feels like deja vu, I wanna get away from this place I do,
But I can't and I won't say I tried but I know that's a lie cause I don't
And why I just don't know...
[Verse 2:]
Maybe just a nice cold brew what's a beer
That's the devil in my ear I been sober a fuckin year
And that fucker still talks to me he is all I can fuckin hear
Marshall come on we'll watch the game it's the cowboys and buccaneers
And maybe if I just drink half I'll be halfed buzzed for half of the time
Who's that mastermind behind that little line
With that kind of rational man I got half a mind
Too have another half of glass of wine sound acinine
Ya I know
But I never had no problem with alcohol
Ouch look out for the wall aim for the couch I'm about to fall
I missed the couch and down I go looking like a bouncing ball
Shit must have knocked me out cause I ain't feel the ground at all
Wow what the fuck happend last night where am I
Man fuck am I hungover and god damn I got a head ache
Shit half a vicodin why can't I?
" All systems ready for take off please stand by "
[Hook:]
Sometimes I feel so alone,
I just don't know, feels like I been down this road before,
So lonely and cold, It's like something takes over me,
Soon as I go home and close the door,
Kinda feels like deja vu, I wanna get away from this place I do,
But I can't and I won't say I tried but I know that's a lie cause I don't
And why I just don't know...
[Verse 3:]
So I take a vicodin splash it hits my stomach and ahh
A couple weeks go by it ain't even like I'm getting high
Now I need it just not to feel sick ya I'm getting by
Wouldn't even be taking this shit if deshaun didn't die
Oh ya there's an excuse you lose proof so you use
There's new rules it's cool if it's helpin you to get through
It's twelve noon ain't no harm in self inducing a snooze
What else is new fuck it what would elvis do in your shoes
Now here I am 3 months later full blown relapse
Just get high untill the kids get home from school, homes, relax
And since I'm convinced that I'm in-somniac
I need these pills to be able to sleep so I take 3 naps
Just to be able to function throughout the day let's see
That's an ambian each nap how many valium 3
And that will average out to about one good hours sleep
Ok so now you see the reason how come he
Has taken 4 years just too put out an album b
See me and you we almost had the same outcome he
Cause that christmas you know the nomonia thing
It was bolognya was it the methadone ya think
Or the hydrocodone you hide inside your pornos
Your vcr tape cases with you ambian cr great places to hide ain't it
So you can lie to hailie I'm going beddy bye whitney baby good night elaina
Go in the room and shut the bedroom door and wake up in ambulance
They said they found me on the bathroom floor
[Hook:]
Sometimes I feel so alone,
I just don't know, feels like I been down this road before,
So lonely and cold, It's like something takes over me,
Soon as I go home and close the door,
Kinda feels like deja vu, I wanna get away from this place I do,
But I can't and I won't say I tried but I know that's a lie cause I don't
And why I just don't know...
[X]
Lately I've been hard to reachletra de Beautiful
I've been too long on my own
Everybody has a private world
Where they can be alone
Are you calling me, are you trying to get through
Are you reaching out for me, I'm reaching out for you
I'm just so fuckin' depressed
I just can seem to get out this slump
If I could just get over this hump
But I need something to pull me out this dump
I took my bruises, took my lumps
Fell down and I got right back up
But I need that spark to get psyched back up
In order for me to pick that mic back up
I don't know how or, why or when,
I ended up in this position I'm in
I starting to feel distant again
So I decided just to pick this pen
Up and tried to make an attempt to vent
But I just can't admit
Or come to grips, with the fact that
I may be done with rap
I need a new outlet
I know some shits so hard to swallow
And I just can't sit back and wallow
In my own sorrow
But I know one fact
I'll be one tough act to follow
One tough act to follow
I'll be one tough act to follow
Here today, gone tomorrow
But you have to walk a thousand miles
Chorus
In my shoes, just to see
What it's like, to be me
I'll be you, let's trade shoes
Just to see what It'd be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others mind
Just to see what we find
Look at shit through each others eyes
But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you
Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you
I think I'm starting to lose my sense of humor
Everything is so tense and gloom
I almost feel like I gotta check the temperature in the room
Just as soon as I walk in
It's like all eyes on me
So I try to avoid any eye contact
Cause if I do that then it opens a door to conversation
Like I want that...
I'm not looking for extra attention
I just want to be just like you
Blend in with the rest of the room
Maybe just point me to the closest restroom
I don't need no fucking man servant
Tryna follow me around, and wipe my ass
Laugh at every single joke I crack
And half of them ain't even funny like
Haa! Marshall, you're so funny man, you should be a comedian, god damn
Unfortunately I am, I just hide behind the tears of a clown
So why don't you all sit down
Listen to the tale I'm about to tell
Hell, we don't have to trade our shoes
And you don't have to walk no thousand miles
Chorus
In my shoes, just to see
What it's like, to be me
All be you, let's trade shoes
Just to see what It'd be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others mind
Just to see what we find
Look at shit through each others eyes
But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you so
Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you
Nobody asked for life to deal us
With these bullshit hands we're dealt
We gotta take these cards ourselves
And flip them, don't expect no help
Now I could have either just
Sat on my ass and pissed and moaned
But take this situation in which I'm placed in
And get up and get my own
I was never the type of kid
To wait by the door and pack his bags
Or sat on the porch and hoped and pray
For a dad to show up who never did
I just wanted to fit in
In every single place
Every school I went
I dreamed of being that cool kid
Even if it meant acting stupid
Aunt Edna always told me
Keep making that face it'll stuck like that
Meanwhile I'm just standing there
Holding my tongue trying to talk like this
Till I stuck my tongue on that frozen stop sign poll at 8 years old
I learned my lesson then cause I wasn't tryin to impress my friends no more
But I already told you my whole life story
Not just based on my description
Cause where you see it from where you're sitting
Is probably 110% different
I guess we would have to walk a mile
In each others shoes, at least
What size you where?
I wear tens
Let's see if you can fit your feet
Chorus
In my shoes, just to see
What it's like, to be me
All be you, let's trade shoes
Just to see what It'd be like to
Feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others mind
Just to see what we find
Look at shit through each others eyes
But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you so
Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you
Lately I've been hard to reach
I've been too long on my own
Everybody has a private world
Where they can be alone...
Are you calling me, are you trying to get through
Are you reaching out for me, I'm reaching out for you
Yea... To my babies. Stay strong. Dad will be home soon
And to the rest of the world, god gave you the shoes
That fit you, so put em on and wear em
And be yourself man, be proud of who you are
Even if it sounds corny,
Don't ever let no one tell you, you ain't beautiful
[X]
Ooww Ladies and gentlemenletra de Crack A Bottle
The moment you've all been waiting for...
In this corner: weighing 175 pounds,
With a record of 17 rapes, 400 assaults, and 4 murders,
The undisputed, most diabolical villain in the world:
Slim Shady!
Chorus: Eminem
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto
O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of em got close
Now where's the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I notice there's so many of em
And there's really not that many of us.
Ladies love us and my posse's kicking up dust.
It's on till the break of dawn
And we're starting this party from dusk
OK... let's go
Back wit Andre, the giant, mister elephant tusk
Fix your musk, you'll just be another one bit the dust
Just one of my mothers son who got thrown under the bus
Kiss my butt. Lick the wonder cheese from under my nuts
It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks
It's a must I redeem my name n haters get mushed.
Bitches lust. Man they love me when I lay in the cut.
Fist the cup. The lady gave her eighty some paper cut.
Now picture us. it's ridiculous you curse at the thought
Cuz when I spit the verse the sh-t
Gets worse then worcestershire sauce
If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time
Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes
It's elementary. The elephants have entered the room.
I venture to say we're the center of attention it's true
Not to mention back with a vengeance so here's the signal
Of the bat symbol. The platinum trio's back on you hoes.
Chorus: Eminem
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto
O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of em got clothes
Now where's the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I notice there's so many of em
And there's really not that many of us.
Ladies love us and my posse's kicking up dust.
It's on till the break of dawn
And we're starting this party from dusk
Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Dre
They see that low rider go by they're, like Oh my!
You ain't got to tell me why you're sick cuz I know why.
I dip through in that six trey like sick em Dre.
I'm an itch that they can't scratch, they're sick of me.
But hey, what else can I say? I love LA.
Cuz over and above all, it's just another day
And this one begins where the last one ends.
Pick up where we left off and get smashed again.
I'll be dammed, just fucked around and crashed my Benz.
Driving around with a smashed front end
Lets cash that one in.
Grab another one from out the stable
The Monte Carlo, El Camino or the El Dorado
The hell if I know.
Do I want leather seats or vinyl?
Decisions, decisions
Garage looks like Precision Collision.
Or Maaco beats quake like Waco
Just keep the bass low speakers away from your face though
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto
O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of em got clothes
Now where's the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I notice there's so many of em
And there's really not that many of us.
Ladies love us and my posse's kicking up dust.
It's on till the break of dawn
And we're starting this party from dusk
And I take great pleasure in introducing: 50 Cent
It's bottle after bottle
The money ain't a thing when you party with me
It's what we into it's simple
We ball out of control like you wouldn't believe
I'm the napalm the bomb the don I'm King Kong
Get rolled on wrapped up and reigned on
I'm so calm through Vietnam ring the alarm
Bring the shaun dawn burn marajaun do what you want
Nigga on and on till the break of what
Get the paper man I'm caking you know I don't give a f-ck
I spend it like it don't mean nothing
Blow it like it's supposed to be blown
Mother fucker I'm grown
I stunt I style I flash the sh-t
I gets what the fuck I want so what I trick
Fat as- burgundy bags classy shit Jimmy Choos shoes
I say move a bitch move
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto
O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of em got clothes
Now where's the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I notice there's so many of em
And there's really not that many of us.
Ladies love us and my posse's kicking up dust.
It's on till the break of dawn
And we're starting this party from dusk
[X]
(Eminem) This muthafucka man... letra de Steve Berman (Skit)
(Berman) It's ridiculous! I can't believe it!! Hold on... Em...
(Eminem) What up?
(Berman) Have a seat…Dre, I'll call you back
(Eminem) What now???
(Berman) I don't even know where to start
(Eminem) Okay...
(Berman) I got the album from upstairs...
(Eminem) And...
(Berman) And this is BY FAR, THE MOST,...
(Gunshot)
Incredible thing... I've ever... heard...
[X]
[Eminem - Intro]letra de Underground
A lot of people ask me
Where the fuck I've been at the last few years
Shit I don't know
But I do know, I'm back now
HAHA
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Dre I'm down here, under the ground dig me up
Broken tibias fibias, yeah fix me up
Sixty sluts all of 'em dying from mass afixial
After they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup
dixy cups toxins boxes of oxy pads
enough oxycotin to send a fucking ox to rehab
wack job in the back with a black stocking cap
jacking off to a hockey mask at a boxing match
[you can't say that] yes he can
I just did faggot now guess again
better text message your next of kin
tell him shits about to get extra messy especially when
I flex again and throw a fucking lesbian in wet cement
So faggoty faggoty faggoty raggedy Ann and Andy
NO raggedy Andy and Andy no it can't be, it can't be
Yes it can be the fucking anti christ is back Danny
its Satan in black satin panties
this is Amityville calamity got damnit insanity pills
fanny pack filled with zanax
through every nook and cranny
lookin for trannys milk and cookies spilt on my silk neglociet looky
Razor balades wit me to make you bleed
cases of maboline make up lay on the table of weed
slim shady shit sounds like a fable to me
until he jumps out the fucking toilet when you're taking a pee
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Six seaman samples Seventeen strands of hair
Found in the back of a van after the shoot at Vanity Fair
Hannah Montana prepare to elope with a can opener
And be cut open like cantaloupe with canopy beds
With glad bags, yeah glad to be back
'Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack dab in rehab
Fucking doctor I didn't understand a damn what he said
I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitch
Two weeks in Brighton, I aint enlighten
Bitin' into a fucking Vicodin like I 'am viking
Oh, lightning strike it might be a fucking sign I need a psychic
Evaluation, fuck Jason it's Friday the nineteenth
That means it's just a regular day
And this is the kind of shit I think of regularly
Fucking Lesbians shouldn't of had her legs in the way
Now she's pregnant and gay
Missing both legs and begging to stay.
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Tell the critics I'm back and I'm coming
To spit back an abundance
Hit a fag with onions
Then split a bag of Funions
Mad at me understandable
Cannibal shooting animal
Out of a cannon and have him catapult at an adult
Captain of a cult with an elite following
To turn Halloween back to a Trick of Treat holiday
Have Micheal Myers looking like a liar
Swipe his powers replace his knife with flowers and a stack of flyers
Hit Jason Vorheys with a forty
Stuck a repository up his ass
And made him tell me a story
Gave Hannibal Elector a fucking nectarine
And sat him in the fucking fruit and vegetable section and gave him a lecture
Walked up elm street with a fucking whiffle bat drew
Fought Freddy Krougar and Edward Scissor hands too
And came out with a little scratch oww
Lookin like a got in a fuckin pillow fight with a triple fat goose
INSANITY CAN IT BE VANITY, WHERES THE HUMANITY
IN HAVIN A TWIST OF FANTASY WITH A ARM AN LEG AMPUTEE
straight jacket with 108 brackets
and a strap the wraps twice around my back then they latch it
cut ya fuckin head off and ask where you headed off to?
get it headed off too?
medice this headaches awful, this anistetics pathetic so is the diabetic waffel
and this prostetic arm keep crushin my hard taco
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground
Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I've disappeared, don't wonder how
Looking for me
I'm underground